We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
If that was your dad, he is hot
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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