OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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