once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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