kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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