Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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