Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
look no pants
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
