D3 body, D1 cock
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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