I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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