In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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