toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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