Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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