Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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