you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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