Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
