kristin has been a bad kristin
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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