i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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