One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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