No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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