Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
