Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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