why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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