My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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