I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm passing your future prison.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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