he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Operation Purity has been aborted
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
