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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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