Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Someone shattered a urinal.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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