it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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