Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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