I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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