How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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