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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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