So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We're too hungover to prance.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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