All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
whose parrot is this?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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