WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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