would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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