hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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