i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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