It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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