just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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