That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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