did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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