absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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