I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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