Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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