if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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