i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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