Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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