so explain again why im purple
no
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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