Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
