i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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