do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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