you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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