Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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