you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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