I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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