Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Alive.
So much puke
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
