I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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