Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just had sex on a roof
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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